Time to go..

Dumpster Diving!!
My keys are LOST.
My car is locked.
My cell phone is on the front seat.
My house has been searched.
Prayers have been sent heavenward.
The main suspect is sleeping peacefully in his bed
Why do little kids love to throw things in the garbage can?
I know he thought he was doing something good - he see's me throw stuff away all day.
Maybe I'll also find the cassette tape and book we are missing from the library!!